song titles for the new Taser/MP3 player

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2008 13:30:37

Taser International's newest product is
a combination MP3 and Taser -- because it's
soooooo inconvenient to have to carry both!

28 song titles for this new taser/MP3 player...

1. Tased and Confused
2. Shock the Junkie
3. Achy Breaky Malfunctioning Pacemaker Heart
4. Sweet Ohm Alabama
5. Hit Me With Your Best Shock
6. Tase Me Up Until I Glow-Glow
7. You Light Up My Wife
8. Twichita Lineman
9. Yelp!
10. She Blinded Me With an Appliance
11. Almost Paralyzed
12. Singe Beneath My Wings
13. MacArthur Spark
14. Jamie's Frying
15. Zappity Doo Dah
16. I Shocked the Sheriff
17. Jump-Start Me Up
18. Betcha By Golly OWWW!!!
19. Here Comes the Stun
20. > There's a Tear in My Beer (and a Stain of Sorts in My Shorts)
21. Hey Joules
22. Gonna Fry Now
23. Maybe I'm a-Tased
24. Bennie and the Jolts
25. Jerking for the Weakened
26. The Twitch Is Back
27. Don't Go Baking My Heart
28. Smells Like Teen Bacon

Post 2 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2008 14:20:49

lmao! some of those were hilarious.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 06-Feb-2008 18:05:12

1. ha.
2. ha.
3. ha.
4. ha.
5. ha.
6. hahahahahaha!.

Bob